Is Blogging Even Still a Thing?

Probably not, but being late to the game is my middle name.

The future is dead to me. That’s why, in this year of our lord 2022, I have started a blog. Blogging is older than 90% of people alive on the planet, according to a recent study*, so it’s probably time for this lost art to become hip and YEET again, as kids these days would say.

My dumb jokes and bad takes are already available in Tweet-length snippets on other platforms, but sometimes there is a strong urge to go on long-winded tirades (usually against dumbass Middle-Americans who would never read such screeds anyway). For this reason, and also because my new keyboard feels nice, I will now be (occasionally) shouting into the void in a somewhat longer format.

Probably, somewhere between zero and three people on Earth to ever see this page, let alone actually read anything here. But obscurity is fun and cool and reaching a wide audience isn’t really the objective. There’s a lot of weird shit flying around in my skull and it would be nice to at least attempt to organize it.

Also, this font is cool.